WRESTLEMANIA!!!

Recess duty:

Student (Male): "Mr. Huber, we've got a problem here. Apparently this tag game has turned into Wrestlemania! Look at this spazzfest!"

Super Duper Select High Five!

5th grader during a game of sideline soccer:

Student (Male): "Mr. Huber, I got hit in the turkey gizzard!" (Pointing at his privates).

Same class; two boys let me know they're on the "SELECT" soccer team, and that's why their team is winning, obviously. THEN...they do one of these:

I cringe. "You don't do that move regularly, do you?"

4th grade boy after BOMBING the gymnastics routine with his partner. They literally pulled a Stooges act up there; yelling at each other and flailing their arms at one another. I ask them what happened:

Student (Male): "Well, ya see Mr. Huber, ___ started the routine wrong, not like we practiced. We had this thing all worked out, the shoe was tied. THEN, ___ did his own thing! And that's how we got in this tight knot in the first place!"

MGFJ: "I'd say the lace came untied and you both tripped over it. Is that a fair assessment?"

Have a Happy Thanksgiving at McDonalds!

Kindergarten as they walk out of the gym:

Student (Male): "You have a Happy Thanksgiving at McDonalds, Mr. Huber!"

That MGFJ will....NOT.

Pilgrams vs. T-Rex Tag