I'M SWEATING FROM MY EYEBALLS OVER HERE!

4th grader during our introduction to the day:

Student (Male): "Mr. Huber, I just wanted you to know you are by far the best gym teacher I've ever had. I mean, no question!"

MGFJ: "How many have you had?"

Student: "Well, just you, but....it's obvious that you would be the best!"

MGFJ agrees :)

3rd grader during our game of Snowball:

Student (Male): "MR. HUBER, I'M SWEATING FROM MY EYEBALLS OVER HERE!"

Same class:

Student (Male) jumps and yells "NINJA MOVES" after EVERY throw, for like, 15 minutes. Funny became disturbing became OCD.

Disgruntled lunch ladies. Oops.

Lunch, from my office I can hear students commenting on the photos of me...I hear this about the photo below:

STEEL.

Student (Male): "FIRST MARATHON AT AGE 19! Mr. Huber is like steel! Like, marathons are 26 miles! And at age 19, come on...most people don't do marathons until....like...age 35!!!"

Haunted Halloween Gymnasium Centies:


___ BUSTIN' her shaky skeleton leg moves...