Student (4th grade female): "So, Mr. Huber, let me get this straight, you teach PE (pronounced it "PEE")? So, like, you send kids to the bathroom to make them do sit-ups and stuff?!"
YOU ARE HEElarious........
Noticed this creation in the hallway:
To save you the time and squint to read this hieroglyphic'd scratch, it says...
Create your own solar system: The Chuck Norris
"The land will be made of meatballs. The oceans will be made out of fondu. It will have two burger moons and 3 rings of spaghetti."
For it is written, "According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers."
Kindergarten student (male) says to another male sitting next to him:
Student: "___, stop treating me like I'm your personal monkey bar!"