Student (Male): "Alright, ladies, which one of you wants to roll in my Mercedes?!"
Recess duty kickball:
Student (male) runs up to me: "Mr. Huber, ___ keeps calling me 'Princess' whenever it's my turn to kick!"
MGFJ approaches said student (male), who declares: "Buuuuut, buuuuuut, NO! See, it totally fell into my brain and dropped out of my mouth!"
1st grader running past me yells to the person he's chasing:
Student: "Whatever you Patsy!!!!!!"
Kindergarten walks into class:
Across the gym, I hear a student (male) singing, "The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump..."
Doubt the appropriateness, but hilarious, nonetheless.