"It totally fell into my brain and dropped out of my mouth!"

3rd grade choosing groups for their gymnastic routines:

Student (Male): "Alright, ladies, which one of you wants to roll in my Mercedes?!"

Recess duty kickball:

Student (male) runs up to me: "Mr. Huber, ___ keeps calling me 'Princess' whenever it's my turn to kick!"

MGFJ approaches said student (male), who declares: "Buuuuut, buuuuuut, NO! See, it totally fell into my brain and dropped out of my mouth!"

1st grader running past me yells to the person he's chasing:

Student: "Whatever you Patsy!!!!!!"

Kindergarten walks into class: 

Across the gym, I hear a student (male) singing, "The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump..."

Doubt the appropriateness, but hilarious, nonetheless.