3rd grade male enters the gym and told me...:
Student: "Mr. Huber, my grandparents are going to be in a record book for attending the most Milwaukee Brewer games in history... 2,015!!"
MGFJ: As a huge Brewer fan, I thought this was awesome, had to share! Made me think of Bernie going down the slide...SLAM!
2nd grade female to another female during a little squabble:
Student: "You know, if turds could talk, they'd talk to YOU! A FELLOW TURD!"