"You know, your teeth are super tough, like a brontosaurus.

4th grade entering the gym:

Students (Females): "Mr. Huber, ___ and I have some new signature moves, you wanna see them?!"

MGFJ: "Sure..."

...both instantly start the voguesqe moves of Madonna, but from my view, I saw Sprockets.

  
3rd grade during a game of 'Angry Birds' (my newest hit creation):

Student (Male): "Come on ladies and gents! I'm the LONE SOLDIER over here! Give a man his due!"

Recess Duty:

Student (Female): "Mr. Huber, you have huge boobs!"

*Pockets full of keys and walkie-talkies = boobs

My big ones.

Student (Male): "You know, Mr. Huber, your teeth are super tough, like a brontosaurus."

1st grade during the parachute, a boy runs up to me and starts touching my face like he's doing surgery, slicing motions and cutting sounds (his version of plastic surgery):

Student: "Pop, new ears here, those old ones were stinky........cucumbers over the eyes, check.......new beard and mustache, that's looks nice. There Mr. Huber, I'm only doing this to make you look pretty." (Runs away).